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The Myth, the Pun, the Legend.

Punish'd began as a humble quest to weaponize wordplay and spiraled into a full-blown textile cult dedicated to tees that make strangers stop you mid-scroll.

What even is Punish'd?

We are a rotating personality of designers, comedians, and feral copywriters who believe the world needs fewer motivational quotes and more shirts that say "Cereal Killer."

No pun leaves HQ without at least one audible groan. Front-and-back prints require two.

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Top-secret Shirt Lab

We prototype jokes on whiteboards, napkins, and occasionally the office dog before any ink touches cotton.

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Overproduced launches

Every drop gets a styalizied movie trailer, dramatic lighting, and at least one confetti cannon.

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Coffee-to-pun ratio

Roughly 4 Americanos per punchline. We haven't slept since 2022.

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Chaotic fulfillment energy

Every order shipped with love, plastic, and unsolicited fashion advice.

3.5M Pun pitches rejected for your safety

42 Average laughs per brainstorm

2 Sleep schedules sacrificed annually

Ridiculous Milestones

2012

Group chat origins

Friends who love to hate each other. Respectfully.

2022

Mall kiosk rebellion

We hijacked an abandoned mall kiosk for a weekend. Sales were slow.

Today

Still chasing the perfect groan

Our studio smells like shame and burnt toast, but the ideas keep coming.

From the Desk of Our Chief Pun Officer

People told us to "get serious." So we seriously doubled down on making chaos merch for the pun elite. Thanks for supporting the nonsense—may your laundry always be full of conversation starters.

— Jason, Supreme Pun Overlord