Breaking Bread
$16.99
I Am the One Who Bakes.
The most dangerous baker in the desert.
Meet Breaking Bread: a goggled, goateed baker in a yellow jumpsuit cradling a perfect artisan loaf in blue gloves, with a camper parked in the desert behind him and a sign that reads “99% gluten pure.” Pure sourdough. No impurities.
Why this shirt is a perfect rise:
- Chemistry of Carbs: He teaches chemistry. He sells loaves.
- Periodic Lettering: Elemental-style letters spell out the title.
- Gift-Ready: For bakers, TV drama fans and anyone who’s ever cooked something illegal good.