Grand Theft Avocado
$16.99
Wanted: Extra Guac.
Smooth, green and absolutely criminal.
Meet Grand Theft Avocado: a sunglasses-wearing avocado in a leather jacket and a gold dollar-sign chain fanning cash in front of a pink sunset skyline, a lime-green sports car and a duffel bag labeled “Los Guacantos.” It’s a heist and it’s ripe.
Why this shirt is a ripe getaway:
- Miami-Style Mischief: Neon skyline, helicopter and palm trees.
- Guac Life: A pit that’s a gold medallion.
- Gift-Ready: For gamers, avocado lovers and anyone who has stolen the last chip.