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Guac Ness Monster

$16.99

Dip Into the Legend.

Something is lurking in the guacamole.

Meet the Guac Ness Monster: a long-necked guacamole sea serpent rising from a hand-painted bowl of chips, lime wedges and chunky avocado. Nobody has ever proven it exists, but everybody has double-dipped.

Why this shirt is a legendary dip:

  • Cryptid Snack: Part legend, part appetizer.
  • Chunky Details: Tomato, onion, lime and a chip-spine.
  • Gift-Ready: For guac lovers, cryptid fans and anyone who’s never met a chip they didn’t like.

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