He Came, He Saw, He Conquered

History has never been this cheeky.

This hilarious parody tee puts a modern, literal twist on Julius Caesar’s famous boast. First he came (to the bank), then he saw (with a trusty saw in hand), and finally he conquered (his golden prize) — all illustrated in gloriously absurd detail.

Whether you’re a classics nerd, a pun enthusiast, or someone who just appreciates history getting a little… sticky, this shirt is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. Wear it proudly and declare victory over boring outfits everywhere.