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I'm Not a Moron

$16.99

Just a Companion. A Cube Companion.

Heart-covered, gray-paneled and extremely loyal.

Meet I’m Not a Moron: a steel-gray puzzle cube covered in pink hearts, defending itself in bold black and pink lettering. It’s not a moron. It’s just a companion cube.

Why this shirt is cube-tastic:

  • Heart on Every Face: Pink hearts, gray panels, zero judgment.
  • Clever Quote: A quiet joke for puzzle-game fans.
  • Gift-Ready: For puzzle gamers and anyone with a favorite inanimate friend.

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