Nothing But Cocktails
$16.99
A Round About Nothing.
Four drinks, no plot, and a very good mustard packet.
Meet Nothing But Cocktails: a martini with a cookie and a tiny microphone, a pint of beer with a pretzel stirrer and a mustard packet, a red hurricane glass with a cherry, and a pineapple-topped cocktail with a cigar and a name tag.
Why this shirt is yada yada yada:
- Show About Nothing: A drinks menu where the details are the joke.
- Great Garnishes: Pretzel, cookie, cigar and one very specific name tag.
- Gift-Ready: For sitcom fans and anyone who’s been to a very awkward dinner party.