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Portaloo

$16.99

Now You’re Thinking With Plumbing.

A toilet. A portal. A very scared roll of paper.

Meet Portaloo: a white toilet shooting through a blue portal while a startled roll of toilet paper tumbles out of the orange one, with a swirling vortex below the bold title. Flush with excitement.

Why this shirt is a flush of genius:

  • Portal Pun: Science meets sanitation.
  • Bold Neon Lettering: Blue and orange graffiti-style type.
  • Gift-Ready: For puzzle gamers, plumbers and anyone who’s ever had a very long bathroom break.

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