Trust No One, Not Even Yourself
$16.99
Trust Issues, Now in Red.
One suspicious crewmate. Zero explanations.
Meet Trust No One, Not Even Yourself: a glossy red crewmate with a blue visor holding a finger to its lips, with a warning in bold red and black lettering. It’s sus. You’re sus. We’re all sus.
Why this shirt is suspiciously good:
- Shush Pose: A finger to the lips says everything.
- Glossy Visor: Bright blue with a reflective shine.
- Gift-Ready: For gamers, party-game regulars and the perpetually suspicious.