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Velvet Vivian’s Trims & Accessories

$15.00

Step back in time and embrace the retro charm of our "Velvet Vivian’s Trims & Accessories" t-shirt! This cheeky design is a nostalgic nod to mid-century advertising, featuring the ever-so-cheerful Velvet Vivian herself. With her perfectly coiffed hair and vintage apron, Vivian proudly displays her luxurious drapes, all while delivering a wink to the more mature crowd with the tagline, "Where our drapes match our carpets!" Established in 1969, this fictional brand captures the essence of a bygone era with a playful, double-entendre twist.

Whether you're a fan of vintage aesthetics, love a good pun, or just enjoy a bit of risqué humor, this t-shirt is a perfect fit. Ideal for those who appreciate the subtle art of innuendo wrapped in a package of classic Americana, it's bound to be a conversation starter wherever you go.

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